This is the transcript for Stuck in a Cabinet, from Johnny Blan.
Johnny: What a lovely day! How could it possibly go wrong? (Gets phone call) Hello, it's Johnny Blan. Yeah, uh-huh, what? What? I can't believe dad got stuck in a filing cabinet at work and someone needs to save him. Noxxow!
Noxxow: Yeah?
Johnny: Can you free dad from the cabinet he somehow fell into at his office?
Noxxow: Why should I?
Johnny: I'll let you take over Moonville if you do. Maybe.
Noxxow: (Runs to office) Deal's a deal.
Johnny: I said maybe, Noxxow!
Noxxow: (at office) Daaaaaaad! Daaaaaaad!
Mr. Blan: (in cabinet) Someone get me outta here!
Noxxow: Why should I?
Mr. Blan: I'm claustraphobic, and may die! No more me means, well, no more me!
Noxxow: (runs out of office) And that means less people to expirement on!
(Noxxow walks into an elevator and runs out when he reaches the top.)
Noxxow: Hey you, do you have the key to the filing cabinet room 12b?
Eddy (bg character): No, but you can shoot it open with this gun.
Noxxow: (Takes gun) Thanks, whoever you are.
Eddy: The name's Eddy, whoever you are!
(Noxxow shoots filing cabinet open.)
Mr. Blan: Oh, hi, Noxxow?
Noxxow: I came here to free you from the cabinet you got stuck in, because Johnny forced me to.
Mr. Blan: Well, we'd better get going.
(Noxxow and Mr. Blan walk home.)
Johnny: Yay! You're both alive!
Noxxow: Yes we are. Now may you please calm down and let me talk over Moonville?
Johnny: No.
Noxxow: Then why did you say I could?
Johnny: I said maybe, you bag o' barf!
Noxxow: That does it! (He and Johnny start fighting.)
Yummy: Meow.
Narrator: Well, that ends the story. Do you like it?